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The men operating the radar station at the local airbase...?

..are dubbed “The Horned Owls” as their insignia depicts a screeching Great Horned Owl diving with outstretched talons, and were performing nightly testing of some new kind of radar imaging system this past February. Occasionally the radar signals emitted during these nightly tests would bounce back off falling snow and would interfere with local television reception. A team of women technicians from elsewhere within the corps were called in to assist in troubleshooting this new system. These gals have an insignia depicting a soaring Barn Swallow: their motto is “We’re fast and we’re mobile” as they are often flown to various bases to set up diagnostic tests. The youngest and brightest two of this team are close to solving the nightly television interference problems. I’m writing a newspaper article on this story and am wondering if this working title is appropriate: Young lady Swallows to help prevent nocturnal emissions of local Horny lads. Will I run into trouble with this?

Public Comments

1. Possibly..
2. Only in Utah.
3. That's witty and f*ckin' hilarious... go for it!!!